New Year's Resolutions - Take Two

1. Procrastinate less. (Yes, I know I already procrastinated about making my resolutions. Leave me alone.)

2. Create more. Enough said.

3. Limit myself to one Coke a day. And, by Coke, I mean that caramel-colored, effervescent liquid of the gods. (Note: No diet drinks will be included in this resolution--I'm trying to lose weight, not perform miracles.)

4. Clean more regularly, thus eliminating the onset of despair and tornadic aftermath.

5. Conquer the laundry. Or at least prevent others from running out of clean underwear.

6. Don't kill the new fish.