Lately, I'm thinking about self-diagnosing myself as suffering from a split personality or, as Wikipedia calls it, "Dissociative Identity Disorder":
Here's my theory.
Rebecca |
R to the Ecca |
I used to be Rebecca the majority of the time with sprinkled incidences of R to the Ecca.
Fast forward several years and add in a few kids. I have heard tales of legendary mothers who have become better organized, more social, willingly involved, and transitioned into grown up clothes. Alas, I am not one of those. R to the Ecca has come forward and only lets Rebecca out to fool others (i.e. all those put-together moms).
So here's the problem: Remnants by RJ needs Rebecca to come in here and clean up this mess!! I need to actually keep an inventory, record receipts, total sales, write marketing materials, and maintain some level of organization. Then R to the Ecca can go play with power tools and assemble body parts and find missing limbs.
But can the two co-exist? Were Superman and Clark Kent ever seen together? Spiderman and Peter Parker?
Oh, Rebecca and R to the Ecca, why can't we all just get along?
J 2 the oy offers her humble services as business wrangler/data entry clerk. Then she'd get to see you.
ReplyDeleteI have a slight issue with making someone come over to clean up the mess that is my life. J 2 the oy is welcome just as she is.
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